December 2011
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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How teens and adults text
piffington:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
When I meet John O'Callaghan
Me: Hi
John: Hi
Me: Can you sign this
John: Sure
Me: Can you sing to me
John: Sure
Me: Can we take a picture
John: Sure
Me: Can we make babies
John: Sure
John: Wait what?
Me: Too late, you said sure
